Max Predicts

Infinite Improbability Drive

2008-08-28T08:03:00.003+01:00

It appears that someone is using an inifinite improbability drive.
A Ryanair Boeing 737 plane was forced to land in Germany after mushroom soup leaked onto a passenger from a container in an overhead locker.

Belive it or not, the man that had the soup leaking on him had an allergic reaction to Mushrooms and required medical attention.

Ironic Weather at Sunshine Festival

2008-05-30T15:47:00.000+01:00

Due to severe weather conditions in the Somerset area, Sunrise 2008 has been officially postponed till 2009. due to the adverse weather conditions. More than 20,000 revellers were expected at the festival, which as well as featuring live music, is an environmental-awareness event.

Emergency services in parts of Somerset remain on alert over fears of fresh flooding after hundreds of homes were damaged during 30 minutes of torrential rain. The clean-up operation is already under way after the flash floods swept across parts of south-west England on Thursday evening.

Wii Fat - New from Nineteenstonedo

2008-04-28T19:08:00.001+01:00

Hot on the heals of the 'Wii Fit' release, a game for women to weigh themselves in front of the TV and work up a sweat before they get onto cooking the dinner, those clever little chaps in Japan have just announced the sequel....

Wii Fat - (only available in USA & UK from July 2008) - designed specifically for today's busy bloke, who doesn't have the time to keep fit or can't be arsed.

You sit in the special 'Wii Balance Chair' which monitors your progress through some challenging games...

* Beer Supping
* Pizza Devouring
* Genital Cupping
* Snooze-a-thon
* Nail Picking

And many more....

Nintendo have already declared that it won't be available in shops for the simple reason that 'real blokes don't go in shops' - so it will be on mail-order only........

South African Iceberg Warning

2007-10-11T09:40:00.000+01:00

An iceberg the size of a house was spotted in South African waters 35 nautical miles southeast of St Francis Bay, Eastern Cape Province. Warning issued by the maritime services are being broadcast to vessels near by, Lets hope they take the warning seriously.

Indian Summer for Scotland

2007-08-31T10:40:00.000+01:00

Hot and Indian like weather should be across the whole of UK, especially in the East Coast of Scotland. Hopefully that will help dry out some of the country after a record wet summer.

With the outlook warm, the need for expensive heating oil and electricity should put an happy End ON rising Utilitiy bills.

Bloggers with an interest in 42

2007-08-29T21:26:00.000+01:00

You could call this an experiment, currently 95 people out of the many millions Internet users using this Blog Board and the Billions of humans on this tiny rock, have the number 42 listed in their interests or hobbies.

Obviously this includes me, myself and I.

So why did you take all of 22 milliseconds of thought to include such an insignificant number as 42?

Is it really the meaning of life the universe and everything?

42 = 101010 in binary or 2A in hex or even 52 in Oct.

At the moment it is how many mice my fat cat has caught this month!

Geek Speak

2007-08-29T13:17:00.000+01:00

GEEK: Our customers were experiencing intermittent web-site connectivity issues yesterday.
Translation: You where missing half the internet, but you probably didn't notice.

Geek: This was due to a hardware failure on a complex piece of equipment.
Translation: Brain Failure and pains in the Liver

GEEK: Replacement equipment was sourced with our supplier xxxx and a plan of work was in place to implement this as soon as the equipment arrived.
Translation: We have reprimanded the bafoon, and as soon as he sobers up and remembers exactly how it got cocked up, we will see how long it will take to fix.

Geek: This should have solved your connectivity issues.
Translation: We have reduced your bandwidth, so it will be harder for you to tell.

Geek: Let me take the time to apologise to you for any inconvenience this has caused.
Translation: We do not give a stuff, our share price is rock bottom and we probably working for some other cash machine in a few months.

Peruvian Skies

2007-08-28T00:08:00.000+01:00

Global Change has hit Peru recently, with a massive 7.9 on the Richter scale, I hope global aid is not stretched too far. It would useful to have an early warning system for earthquakes.

Some brave soul has a system under development to do just that, until vital temperature data was withheld and his system has been offline for a few months.

To read more about this it is best to hear or read it from the earthquake wizard himself.

Chem or Con

2007-08-27T11:01:00.000+01:00

Look up to the sky and you may see trails from aircraft. Commonly known as Con Trails, Con being the appropriate word. Condensation Trail is just like when you breath out in the winter and you can see your breath. Hot air hits cold - then soon disappears, imagine if it did not.

Chem Trails - who know's what these are, there is a lot of speculation at chem trails central, Do you own research and check it out.

If it is attempts at global weather modifaction, surely we all should have a say it the matter, I hope it is not the cause of any future global conflict.

WWW would take on a new meaning - World Weather War

The Answer

2007-08-27T00:13:00.000+01:00

Could this be the year for these young Irish Musicians?

Well it is a real shame that Amy could not perform with the Rolling Stones recently, maybe it was just one of those fated events. Samantha Slater of the Drummer Magazine says 'Keep Believing'

I suppose that if the Stones ask if you are available to play support, then the answer, excuse the pun, is rhetorical. Especially if you have already supported them once, to be asked back is a real privlage and without preachin'.

Sometimes your love is so strong and if I had a wish under this blue sky, it would always be, no questions asked, come follow me and enjoy the re release of Rise II. I hope this prediction comes true otherwise, I lose my bet and will have to drink some of that awful Memphis Water. Good look guys, can I have some free tickets for a poor old rocker lying in the gutter.

To listen to the Neo Classic Rock Group The Answer

Credit Crunch

2007-08-26T23:58:00.000+01:00

What is a credit crunch?

I had not heard the financial term before a few monthss ago, Chuck Segal an American Correspondent explains,

it is NINJA attack on the financial markets. Some lenders in the homeland have lent money to people to purchase property. Quite a few are Ninjas. That is borrowers with profiles with No Income, No Job or Assets.

Sounds like a great market place, I bet there is a mass of potential prospects waiting to get on the ever increasing housing market, maybe it is time to wait for the 30% property fall before buying.

Well the rest is history, and I guess I’m to late to get out of the market.